markmothersbaugh:

ah yes pound town dump… my home

markmothersbaugh:

ah yes pound town dump… my home

(Source: nutstradamus)

inheritedloss:

hey sooooo remember how the police in ferguson were going to start wearing body cameras

the police officers’ union is bringing out every last excuse to keep it from actually happening

actual quote from the article: “This gotcha discipline that we have with the dash board cameras is what we’d be afraid of,” Roorda said.

"gotcha discipline"

basically “any tangible way of holding us accountable for abusing our power is what we’d be afraid of”

i almost regretted giving someone a seat next to me because i thought they were actually, sincerely listening to music quietly off their phone speaker, but their earbuds are just loud and im just a dick

SIGNAL BOOST!!!

loriadorable:

circuitbird:

This is a very important website. Please spread the link.

Hey sex workers!

(Source: butt-berry)

soft—reset:

soft—reset:

deconstruction of a cute skeleton

cripcraponyrcomputer:

cant wait to see where this paragraph long facebook status goes!!

cripcraponyrcomputer:

cant wait to see where this paragraph long facebook status goes!!

(Source: we heart it)

unfollow-immediately:

unfollow-immediately:

the government should tax single straight men

that fee when no gf

catesstrophe:

today a dude slammed my finger on accident because he was closing a metal drawer i had my fingers in and i was on drive through and i literally screamed into the headset and the lady just kept ordering her drink as i was trying to hush down three different LOUD MEN SAYING “OH MY GOD WHAT DID HE DO TO YOUR HAND”

she just kept going 

i screamed into a headset and she just kept going

daftpansy:

Frankie Cosmos // Sad 2

"I just want my dog back

is it so much to ask

I just wish that

I could kiss his paws”

Grindr users on Scottish independence

machotrouts:

I’ve spent the past couple of days asking several hundred Grindr users in Edinburgh whether they believe Scotland should be an independent country. Replies were of variable quality. Here is a representative sample:


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STATISTICS:

The number of people I’ve questioned who are still present in my Grindr message history – that is, excluding the many people who blocked me – appears to add up to 655. I’ve divided their reactions into…


NO: 114

YES: 101

Undecided: 24

Other opinion: 20

Indifference: 15

Evasion: 38

Bemusement: 13

Amusement: 2

Too horny to answer: 6

General rejection: 4

Did not respond: 318


So there you have it. When only decisive opinions are taken into account, Grindr votes NO to independence, with a 54-46% split. If this is reflected in the results of tomorrow’s referendum, we can assume the headless torsos have taken over Scotland and there’s nothing you can do to stop it.


(The eagerly anticipated machotrouts.tumblr.com endorsement goes to a YES vote. I am a headful torso.)